Joe Johnson to the projected 4-6 weeks - "Get Fucked!!!"Joe Joe revealed himself as Father Christmas Friday night against Charlotte and gave the gift of love to all fantasy owners by returning 3 weeks early from the fantasy debilitating elbow injury. The love translated into 16 pts, 8 asts, 5 rebs. This should clear the way for Jamal Crawford to stay home from now on.
Other noteworthy injury updates:
Mehmet Okur snuck into the lineup for 10 minutes and didn't do much of anything. Looks like the Polygamists are gonna ease him back to regular speed with limited play time off the start, but it is good news nonetheless.
And Kenyon Martin is possibly playing Wednesday? He's owned by only 1% in Yahoo! leagues, so if PF's with lips tattooed on they're necks are your thing, he might be something to look at especially while Chris Anderson is out and Carmelo is trying to impress the Knicks.
Gerald Wallace is also listed as day-to-day after landing hard on his getaway sticks against the Raps on Tuesday, but I don't want to talk about that or I'll have consecutive aneurysms. Pick up Boris Diaw and hate yourself later.
So you see kids, if you've been good all year, Joe Johnson might just come down your chimney on December 24th and stuff your stocking with a juicy 17-4-5.4 average, and you'll like it.
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I think Kenyon actually got that tattoo covered up
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