Charges were laid today against Phoenix Suns starting center Robin Lopez after an incident Friday November 5th against the Memphis Grizzlies. Allegations have been brought up against Lopez regarding rape. Reports say that after being under suspicion for going 1 for 6 from the line on Nov 3rd against the Spurs, Lopez again went 0 for 2 from the field Friday night, while 61% of GM's in Yahoo! leagues started the center. The Federal Law in Arizona classifies these repeated offenses as "Rape of FG%". Sources say that lately Robin Lopez hasn't just been wasting roster starts, he's been raping them, running them over, and leaving them for dead in a ditch. Kinda like what Tiger Woods did to the American Bible Belt's dream of having him as a wholesome, hard working, god fearing role model for today's youth.
The Bear is committed to the safety and well being of Fantasy GM's throughout the world, and behaviour like that of Robin Lopez's will not be tolerated. We'll keep you up to date as the story progresses.
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