SURPRISE!!! they top 25

One of these things is not like the other... some names that rank in the top 25 that seem out of place.. that don't seem right... names you didn't expect, like an ill-placed bar stool: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_f2wYtlssY&feature=related

TRES:

As Papabear mentioned, Channing Frye has been on a matrix-like shooting spree from 23 feet all season long. He's drained more triples than the likes of defense stretching legends Shard Lewis, Heysus Ray, J-rich and Peja (did you know Peja was the 6th member of n sync? http://feetinthepaint.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/peja073.jpg)

BUCKETS:

I give this one a split between Aaron Brooks and Jamal Crawford. Brooks had shown flashes, got minutes, and has poured in more than D12, Brandon Roy and Los Boozer. Crawford has always been a major scorer, but this season has played from the bench, and it hasn't slowed him down. Crawdaddy-jam still has one of the sickest crosses, and is still ballin out.

BOARDS:

Crash, (not the blogger, his cyber methamphetamine) hands down. Not since the glory days of the Matrix Marion and the run and gun suns has a man that far under 7 feet cleaned the glass like a titan. More boards than Al Jeff, (ka) Pau, Amare, and founder of the NRA Chris Kaveman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0PgZeumSJI

DIMES:

Darren Collison. Ridiculous year for rookie pg's, but don't tell me you saw this one coming, plead the fifth you filthy liar. Starting in place of CP3 for the last couple months, Darren has dropped enough dimes to fund the retirement of every busker you have ever seen in your entire lifetime. That's more than BigShot, Devin Harris and Joe John.

THEFTS:

C.J. Watson. To survive Don Nelson's lineups long enough to register any number of meaningful stats (with the exception of Mississippi's pride, and the genetically bred to shoot Curry) is an accomplishment in its own. For a guy like C.J. to have his name ahead of notorious thieves like Caron Butler and Manu "Giggles" Ginobili is impressive, almost impressive as the last youtube link I post this week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Vkg25269w

REJECTIONS:

Shane Battier. This karaoke sensation has always been a hella stellar defender, and has snuck into the top 25. This includes a 7 block torture session on superfreak rookie Tyke Evans.