Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Round 1, Pick 4

4. Danny Granger


Glad to take the park ranger...


While many owners have been put off by d-range's consistently inconsistent health over the past two seasons (62 and 67 games played in 09-10 and 08-09, respectively), I have taken a much more positive outlook for the 27 year old Matrix Reloaded.



Everyone knows Danny's a beast. A physically gifted baller who can run the floor, finish strong, drain 6+ FTs at 90%+, D-up fierce, and spread the floor by shooting with less conscience than the Schutzstaffel. Here's a few things about DG you might not know...



  • Over the past 3 seasons Granger had more combined 3s + stls + blks than the likes of Dwayne Wade, LeBron James, Dirk, KD, CP, D12... (in 07-08 Josh Smith had 4.6 combined to Grangers 4.5, in the following two seasons, not even close)


  • In each of the past 3 seasons, his season high rebounding games came with Troy Murphy out of the lineup (Surprised?? Well, yea, I guess thats not a shocker, but a 1-2 rpg boost doesnt hurt anyones value).

  • The best point guard DGs played alongside...Jamaal Tinsley

  • Next best...Earl Watson


  • ...Seriously


  • Darren Collison was born in Rancho Cucamonga, Ca. (just had to throw that in somewhere)


  • He's smart as fuck. Was awarded a partial scholarship to Yale, played at Bradley before transfering to New Mexico where he finished his civil engineering degree. Go LOBOS!!

Feel a little more informed?? It's ok if you answered no, I'm not here to fucking impress you.


I'm ready for something special outta Danny-boy. Hes the clearcut #1 option on a shit team with a nucleus of nothing more than a great swingman and a young and talented PG and C. As long as he's on the court, he'll be a top 5 fantasy player with the potential to be the best fantasy option in the NBA.

4 comments:

  1. "im not here to fucking impress u"
    simply amazing...well done!

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  2. easy on the kitten pics. PETA's gonna come after you.

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  3. the cat picks were purely a marketing ploy to attract steve

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