Spanish Inquisition

No way Jose! You think you got what it takes to put the daddy pants back on? That's right kids, Jarrett 'David Bowie discography' Jack is back to the reserve. Jack's averaged 12.8 points and 5.4 assists in 43 games as a starter this season versus 8.3 and 4.0 as the other woman, so set your lineup accordingly. Expect steals to diminish as well. Playing time is a major factor in Jerry, J-bo, Jakuska's fantasy role, and I think the Rap-daddys are generally better off with him as a starter. And that's too bad, Calderon doesn't have shit for D anymore, and his game fluxuates regardless of the time spent on court. But Jay Triano will do whatever Colangelo says or the next thing he knows, he'll be crying at a bar beside Sam Mitchell.

"Get the fuck in there for Turkoglu!"

"Me no speaka a' english!"